“You do swear by Almighty God, the Searcher of all
hearts, that the evidence you shall give this court in this
issue now being tried shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth and as you shall answer to God on the last great day.”
I took this oath this week standing at chair #1 in an Allegheny County jury box. My right hand was in the air and my feet were shoving aside my tote bag stuffed with walking shoes, reading material, and hard candy. We had been instructed that we were also to raise our hand if we had to go to the bathroom. Apparently, the trial would screech to a halt while we tripped out of the jury box and ran down the hall. Nobody tried it. It would have felt like pulling the fire alarm.
From what I have read, only Delaware and Pennsylvania refer to God as “the Searcher of all hearts” in their swearing-in oaths. In combination with North Carolina, only these three states mention the last great day in the court pledge, according to Gabrielle Banks, a Post-Gazette reporter. All the witnesses took the same oath, although in the end, somebody was lying. Thankfully, the Searcher of all hearts knows.
I didn’t know. I’m terrible at telling who is lying.
The judge instructed us that if the preponderance of evidence and the likelihood of truthfulness weighted the scales, we must find in favor of that party. However, he said, if all the information provided seemed to hange the scales in balance, we must find in favor of the defense, a business owner who was being sued for pain and suffering.
Because of the nature of the trial, only 10 of the 12 of us had to agree. I was one of the two who never agreed. One lady, another hardback book reader, crossed over to the agreeable side just so we wouldn’t have to stay there forever.
I had had a premonition that things would go down like this, so I had pushed my madame foreperson status and papers to the middle of the table in the jury decision room, and asked my fellow jurors to elect someone else. A young brunette, four-months pregnant, volunteered. Bless her heart.
We had to decide on a dollar amount for this guy’s pain and suffering with NO guidelines from the judge or attorneys. We could have pulled a $1 or $1 billion out of a hat. My mother said that my stubbornness about the prosecution not making their case probably resulted in a lower judgment amount. We only awarded $20,000.

This was confirmed by the defense attorney in the elevator after the trial. He was smiling. He said we did a good job. The prosecution had been wanting a lot more money. So maybe I served some purpose.
Meanwhile, if the prosecution was the one speaking truth, I’m glad the guy got some money.
The courtroom was in the City-County Building downtown, which boasts this gorgeous courtroom and other sweet ones. Mine was smaller and hot (the temperature regulation is bezerk in that building) , but paneled and handsome. JFK and Bobby were framed and hung at least four times on the walls. but a picture of Roberto Clemente graced a corner, and Abraham Lincoln’s visage stared at the judge head-on. None of these men are the Searcher of all hearts anyway.
The whole day was an edjumicational experience that I will be glad to do again some day, as long as it isn’t any time soon. And I guess I won’t know the truth until that Last Great Day.
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